Instructions for use:
- Place sticker in a shockingly obvious spot on your favorite mug.
- Hold mug so that sticker is visible in crowded public places and/or family gatherings.
- Savor the awkward conversations that follow.
- Repeat as necessary.
Sticker is approx 3.5 x 3.5 inches and extremely durable. Will survive epic mountaineering adventures, bear attacks and trips to the dishwasher.