{"product_id":"i-besmirch-thee-limited-batch-kula-cloth®","title":"'I Besmirch Thee' - Limited Batch Kula Cloth®","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThou hast cometh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eTo this place anon\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eTo see what may\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eBe here or gone\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eFor alas it is true\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThat dost cloth exists\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eI've made only five\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eTo beseech as gifts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSo if you're lucky\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eAddeth thine cloth to your cart\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eIt's free (with purchase)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eWhen you check out\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eAnd if thou seeth\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThat there is no cloth to gain\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eIt meaneth simply\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThat all hast been claimed\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eAnd if that's the case\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eI ask this of thee\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eDo not be disappointed\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eDo not besmirch me!  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eNote: Yes. I made 5. Yes. They are FREE WITH PURCHASE. If you don't purchase something else, you remain sadly ineligible for the free Kula. Only one per person who finds this listing. Please play along honestly. Thanks for giving me a place to find the whimsy within.    - Anastasia, Kula Founder \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kula Cloth","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52436171424023,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0067\/1029\/6691\/files\/Untitleddesign_76.png?v=1773178955","url":"https:\/\/kulacloth.com\/products\/i-besmirch-thee-limited-batch-kula-cloth%c2%ae","provider":"Kula Cloth","version":"1.0","type":"link"}