'I Besmirch Thee' - Limited Batch Kula Cloth®

Thou hast cometh

To this place anon

To see what may

Be here or gone

 

For alas it is true

That dost cloth exists

I've made only five

To beseech as gifts

 

So if you're lucky

Addeth thine cloth to your cart

It's free (with purchase)

When you check out

 

And if thou seeth

That there is no cloth to gain

It meaneth simply

That all hast been claimed

 

And if that's the case

I ask this of thee

Do not be disappointed

Do not besmirch me!  

 

Note: Yes. I made 5. Yes. They are FREE WITH PURCHASE. If you don't purchase something else, you remain sadly ineligible for the free Kula. Only one per person who finds this listing. Please play along honestly. Thanks for giving me a place to find the whimsy within.    - Anastasia, Kula Founder