Hiker Trash Apothecary - 'Hiker Trash' Soap
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Hiker Trash Apothecary - 'Hiker Trash' Soap

$9.00 USD
$9.00 USD
Number O' Bars: One Bar of Soap
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  • Hiker Trash Soap is crafted for those who thrive on the untamed paths of the wilderness. Step into the tranquility of the great outdoors with each lather. Wash away the trials of the trail and emerge revitalized ... ready for your next adventure. Embrace the grit, the grime, and embrace the essence of hiker trash life. 

    Disclaimer: Cleaning yourself with this soap may increase hiking speed and elevation gain. 

  • People love Hiker Trash Soap because it feels like a tiny shower-induced nod to their love of adventure. It’s practical enough to clean up real trail grime, cute enough to gift to your favorite dirtbag, and outdoorsy enough to make your bathroom smell like a forest. It’s especially great for anyone who wants their soap to feel less sterile and more joyful — the kind of soap that says, “Yes, I sleep in a tent sometimes, but I also deserve a delightful lather.”

  • It's soap. To wash things. That includes you.

  • *Sunflower Oil, *Coconut Oil, *Palm Oil, Avocado oil, Patchouli oil, Cedarwood oil, Lavender Oil, Guaiacwood oil, Black pepper oil, Balsam fir oleoresin, Fluorphlogopite, Mica, Titanium dioxide, Iron oxide, Ultramarine blue, Chromium oxide green. *Organic

  • You wandered far, you found some dirt,
    you climbed a hill, you smelled your shirt.
    But soap appears — a forest spell,
    and suddenly you're mostly well.

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Questions, answered

Common questions about Hiker Trash Apothecary Soap.

  • No. It also works beautifully for aspiring hiker trash, honorary hiker trash, retired hiker trash, and people who simply looked at a trail once and felt emotionally changed.

  • Yes, it’s a great little camp/travel soap. Just remember to follow Leave No Trace principles and use soap away from lakes, rivers, and streams.

  • It will do its brave little best. For truly advanced funk, please also consider putting on a clean shirt

  • I already said this, but it's really important: use soap responsibly outdoors — even biodegradable/natural soaps should be used away from streams, lakes, and water sources. Leave No Trace guidance recommends carrying water 200 feet away from water sources and using small amounts of soap over a durable surface (like a trail or rocks).

  • Extremely. It’s perfect for hikers, campers, vanlifers, thru-hikers, outdoorsy friends, trail runners, road trippers, and anyone who has ever said, “I’ll shower when we get home.”

  • Legally, we cannot guarantee this. Spiritually, being less stinky may improve morale, which may improve forward motion, which may make you unstoppable.

  • Yes. You are allowed to smell like a forest even on a regular Tuesday.