The Dream Cabin Bundle
Why is this called the Dream Cabin Bundle? Let me spell it out for you...
You wake up in the morning feeling refreshed and looking like one of those people who miraculously wakes up looking stunningly gorgeous. You are GLOWING. Even though you genuinely hate that terminology, because it makes you feel like you're in a skincare ad where people use words like, 'moist' and 'dewy'. Ok, but seriously, the point is that you feel really good. Your sheets are made of sateen. Or maybe it's satin. I'm not sure which one, but they are really soft. Almost as soft as your unbelievably moist and dewy skin. You slip out of bed, because people like you don't get out of bed... they slip out of bed.
Once you've done your slipping, you put on your Happee Trails bracelet and it reminds you... today you're going hiking, and you're going to pee in the woods. After a delicious breakfast of sustainable things that you saw in a reel on Instagram that didn't taste nearly as good as they looked (because, let's face it, the words microwave and cake and protein should not be in the same sentence ever)... you head out on your hike.
Part of the way through your hike, the iced matcha water hydration dewy skin blend hits your bladder, and you squat to pee -- utilizing the ease of your leash and the delicate softness of your Kula Cloth as you pat dry without leaving a trace. Now you're really feeling good about yourself -- on account of the dewy skin... the slipping... and now the peeing, without leaving any trace. It's a REALLY GOOD DAY in this life of yours.
Suddenly, you see the holy grail of forest groves just off the trail, and lo and behold, you happen to have brought your travel tea mug, encased with the coziness of your Citizen Burro sleeve with you, just in case you spotted a place to sit down for a meditation and to drink your tea. You pull the mug out of your pack and you allow your hands to feel the coziness of the sleeve around it. You embody this sense of coziness as you sip your tea and nestle into the present moment during the most serene and peaceful meditation you've ever done.
This is the meditation you do (you can click on it to try!):
You open your eyes after your meditation and you feel a sense of connectedness to all things. Blissfully, you hike back to your car and as you arrive at the trailhead, another hiker passes you ... and they are immediately blown away by the shimmering radiance of your presence. In the process of their amazement, they trip on a 70 carat diamond that happens to be lying on the ground. But that's another story. They are so amazed by your energy that they feel compelled to gift you something BIG. They happen to own a magical cabin, nestled onto an alpine lake... and, on the spot, they gift it to you. Weirdly, they are hiking with the actual deed to their house + a lawyer, and they make the transfer on the spot. The cabin is yours. Your dream of owning a cabin has now come true.
And it's all because you purchased the Dream Cabin Bundle.
The Dream Cabin Bundle contains:
1 Orca (Black) Citizen Burro Tall Boy Coffee Sleeve
Surprise included (trust us).
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