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Hand-foraged, sustainable Küla Cloth display branch
Hand-foraged, sustainable Küla Cloth display branch

Hand-foraged, sustainable Küla Cloth display branch

Regular price
$3,800.00
Sale price
$3,800.00

The ultimate in luxury branches. This is a hand-foraged, sustainably harvested branch that is loving gathered with high vibrations including dancing, violin playing, and awkwardly composed poems. Your Küla Cloth is not guaranteed to perform at the highest level of absorbency unless it is used in conjunction with this luxury branch. Therefore, it is highly recommended that you purchase both items simultaneously.

Hardware and instructions for branch installation are not included.  We recommend calling a hand-foraged display branch installation specialist for proper care and placement of your premium branch.  

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TM
02/06/2022
Tree m.
United States United States

Reduces performance of my premium Kula

As I attempted to use my Premium Küla, my Hand-Foraged Sustainable Küla Cloth Display Branch limited the access to my nether regions for use of my Premium Küla. I had to spread my knees far and wide in a low, low squat in order for my Hand-Foraged Sustainable Küla Cloth Display Branch to fit between them, whereas only then my Premium Küla was at an appropriate wiping distance. Perhaps a shortened or adjustable Hand-Foraged Sustainable Küla Cloth Display Branch would benefit those with shorter and/or less flexible legs- and maybe this could be a new line of products for the Kula company. The Premium Küla worked wonderfully and its performance is not considered in this review. However, without detailed instructions I fear that branches of any kind should remain far away from any wiping-persons inner-pants parties.

J
02/05/2022
Jackson
United States United States

Made the jump

Finally upgraded from a display stick to a display branch, and man is it true - you get what you pay for. You can feel the quality of this thing every time you take off your luxury küla. No knots or knobs to deflect from the experience. Ultimate hand-feel.

A Kula Cloth Customer
TR
02/04/2022
Thomas R.
United States United States

Unparalleled quality and very premium experience

I've purchased a lot of display branches in my lifetime, but this was BY FAR the most high-end, sophisticated branch that I've ever used. Unbelievable branch texture and feel. Truly an exquisite branch and worth every penny. Do not miss out on having this high end item hanging in your 4th vacation home in the Turks and Caicos.

SC
02/04/2022
Sir C.
United States United States

The Bently of display branches

Wow. This elevated my wee experience 10 fold. I bought one for each of my yachts in st. Tropez and they SCREAM luxury. So glad I invested in these.