Shortly after wiping with my Küla Cloth for the first time (and yes, I did purchase the accompanying Display Branch - what do you think I am... an ogre?), I transcended consciousness and drifted onto the Astral Plane for a good 45 minutes. While I was there, I unlocked the secrets of life, abundance and happiness while simultaneously realizing that my nether regions were drier and more comfortable than they had ever been. In a lifetime of wiping, I have never experienced something like this. When I came down from my 6D high, I received word that I was going to be getting a check for $10,000,000 in the mail from a Nigerian Price who (unbeknownst to me) was a distant relative!! What are the odds? I immediately sent him my SSN and bank deposit information and am awaiting a lifetime of riches. I look at this Küla Cloth as an investment piece - when you live in the energy of abundance, abundance will flow back to you ten fold. Don't believe me? Buy this item (and the branch) and see what happens. Unbelievable product and the quality is also incredible. It came with a lot of unnecessary packaging and was delivered to me via private jet with a glass a champagne. Küla Cloth spared no expense. You are worth it.