Hiker Trash Apothecary - 'I Pee In The Woods'
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Hiker Trash Apothecary - 'I Pee In The Woods'

$9.00 USD
$9.00 USD
Number O' Bars: One Bar of Soap
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  • Where wilderness meets every day hygiene.

    This unapologetically outdoorsy bar brings the fresh, crisp scent of lemon and pine into your daily routine—like stepping into a sunlit forest, minus the mosquitoes and questionable tree selection.

    Made with a nourishing blend of plant-based oils, this soap gently cleanses while leaving your skin feeling soft, balanced, and refreshed. Earthy cedarwood grounds the bright citrus notes, creating a scent that feels both energizing and calming.

    It’s clean. It’s a little wild. And yes… it smells way better than the alternative.

    • Fresh lemon + pine scent inspired by the outdoors
    • Made with nourishing plant-based oils
    • Gentle, everyday cleansing without harsh ingredients
    • A fun, memorable bar that actually performs

     

  • People love Hiker Trash Soap because it feels like a tiny shower-induced nod to their love of adventure. It’s practical enough to clean up real trail grime, cute enough to gift to your favorite dirtbag, and outdoorsy enough to make your bathroom smell like a forest. It’s especially great for anyone who wants their soap to feel less sterile and more joyful — the kind of soap that says, “Yes, I sleep in a tent sometimes, but I also deserve a delightful lather.”

  • It's soap. To wash things. That includes you.

  • Sunflower Oil, Coconut Oil, Palm Oil, Avocado Oil, Pine Oil, Lemon Oil, Cedarwood Oil, Iron Oxide (organic)

    Net Wt. 4 oz

  • You wandered far, you found some dirt,
    you climbed a hill, you smelled your shirt.
    But soap appears — a forest spell,
    and suddenly you're mostly well.

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Questions, answered

Common questions about Hiker Trash Apothecary Soap.

  • No. It also works beautifully for aspiring hiker trash, honorary hiker trash, retired hiker trash, and people who simply looked at a trail once and felt emotionally changed.

  • Yes, it’s a great little camp/travel soap. Just remember to follow Leave No Trace principles and use soap away from lakes, rivers, and streams.

  • It will do its brave little best. For truly advanced funk, please also consider putting on a clean shirt

  • I already said this, but it's really important: use soap responsibly outdoors — even biodegradable/natural soaps should be used away from streams, lakes, and water sources. Leave No Trace guidance recommends carrying water 200 feet away from water sources and using small amounts of soap over a durable surface (like a trail or rocks).

  • Extremely. It’s perfect for hikers, campers, vanlifers, thru-hikers, outdoorsy friends, trail runners, road trippers, and anyone who has ever said, “I’ll shower when we get home.”

  • Legally, we cannot guarantee this. Spiritually, being less stinky may improve morale, which may improve forward motion, which may make you unstoppable.

  • Yes. You are allowed to smell like a forest even on a regular Tuesday.