Winter Night Self Care Bundle

If your heart belongs to the mountains and you appreciate the simple pleasure of smelling like an enchanted forest creature who definitely has their life together… this bundle is for you.

This bundle is a celebration of dirt-covered joy, trail magic, and tiny rituals that make you feel human again after a long day outdoors (or a long day… anywhere).

Inside this nature-approved care package, you’ll find:

🍃 One bar: “I Pee in the Woods” Soap

Hand-crafted and hilariously honest. This bar is fresh, uplifting, and perfect for anyone who has ever squatted behind a log and called it “home for the moment.” It smells way better than the name implies — in fact, it smells downright amazing.

🏕️ Hiker Trash Apothecary Shampoo & Conditioner

For hair that has survived wind, sun, hats, helmets, sweat, and the occasional surprise rainstorm. Gentle, nourishing, and designed for folks who embrace the outdoors as their natural habitat. Your hair will feel soft, clean, and a little bit wild (in the best way).

🍂 The Noofah in Our “Unbeleafable” Print

A soft, eco-friendly little scrubber that’s equal parts adorable and effective. Covered in our Unbeleafable design, it brings a pop of joyful nature art into your everyday routine — and it’s perfect for those after-adventure showers when you’re suddenly aware of just how much dirt can cling to a human being.

Whether you’re gifting this to a friend or treating yourself to some trail-lover TLC, this bundle is designed to bring a smile, a laugh, and a whole lot of refreshment.

Because even the wild need to feel wonderful.

And you, my friend, are unbeleafably worth it. 🌲💚